PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.